Jesus knows you're here...

A burglar broke into a house one night.
He shined his flashlight around looking for valuables, when he heard a voice in the dark say:

"Jesus knows you're here..."

He nearly jumped out of his skin! Clicked the flashlight off and froze.
When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head and continued lookin' around.
Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard:

"Jesus knows you're here..."

Freaked out, the burglar frantically shined the light all around, looking for the source of the voice.
Finally, to his relief, the flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot in the corner of the room.

The nervous burglar was relieved but angry at getting freaked out.
He hissed at the parrot:
"Did you say that??"
"yep" the parrot said. Then he squawked "I'm just trying to warn you."

"Jesus knows you're here..."

The nervous burglar let out his breath and relaxed
"warn me huh? Who are you to tell me about Jesus?"
"I'm Moses" said the bird.
"Ha! Moses?! what kind of people would name a bird Moses?"
Moses said..."the same kind of people that would name a rottweiler Jesus!"







"Jesus knows you're here..."